It was a cow. That was nice.

On a trip India, I was at a temple, and at the end of the temple when you pray, the priest will give you some holy food and usually it’s like dried lentils or something. So I was eating my dried lentils and chomping away and all of a sudden I feel a hand [...]

Beware the monkeys

I’ve had quite a few stories with animals, actually. We went to this holy city of Hardvar and Rishike which is on the river Ganga, like the Ganges river. And there, my cousin and I were outside on our open-air balcony. So these monkeys—they’re free to roam anywhere. And [...]

Eventually I was 3

My grandmother took care of me when I was a baby. My mother died when I was one and a half and my father was in his first year of law school, so his mother took me in and took me around on her trips to collect rent from her tenants and eventually I [...]