“Did she really just do that?”

Uncle Ronny has a new girlfriend now, who’s also named Teri, the same as my mom, which is creepy.  I don’t like her that much, partially because of the time Uncle Ronny was Santa.  My dad couldn’t do it that year because he was a little sick.  Usually we have Santa, you know?  Santa comes [...]

Christmas Eve is the big Italian thing

Christmas Eve is the big Italian thing where everybody gets together in the same couple houses in Long Island, and eat an all-fish dinner. It’s kind of crazy because you got Fat Uncle Sonny who’s got nubs for fingers because he’s four hundred pounds and can barely move, and the blood doesn’t reach there. [...]