It was a cow. That was nice.

On a trip India, I was at a temple, and at the end of the temple when you pray, the priest will give you some holy food and usually it’s like dried lentils or something. So I was eating my dried lentils and chomping away and all of a sudden I feel a hand [...]

Beware the monkeys

I’ve had quite a few stories with animals, actually. We went to this holy city of Hardvar and Rishike which is on the river Ganga, like the Ganges river. And there, my cousin and I were outside on our open-air balcony. So these monkeys—they’re free to roam anywhere. And [...]